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The ancient office art of appearing flat-out while achieving the bare minimum. The timeless classics (carry a folder, walk with purpose, the jacket on the chair-back), email and meeting tricks, and full desk camouflage. The reverse decodes the phrases that sound impressively productive while committing to nothing, plus the survival tactics that keep the boss happy. A hilarious Secret Santa for any office.

• ✓The timeless classics
• ✓Email & meeting tricks
• ✓Desk camouflage
• ✓Phrases that sound productive
• ✓Survival tactics
• ✓A perfect Secret Santa