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The definitive field guide to office warfare, conducted entirely in polite fonts. Decode what your colleagues really mean — from 'As per my last email' (read it, now) to the deadly full stop after 'Regards.' It covers sign-off threat levels, the Cc/Bcc dark arts, the emoji cold war, calendar menace and the perfect, devastatingly polite comeback. Painfully accurate, genuinely funny, and instantly recognisable to every office worker alive — a brilliant Secret Santa, birthday or leaving gift.

• ✓What they wrote vs. what they meant
• ✓Sign-off threat levels
• ✓The Cc / Bcc dark arts
• ✓The emoji cold war
• ✓The perfect polite comeback
• ✓Out-of-office hall of fame